Purchased Before Things Got Weird Bumper Magnet

Purchased Before Things Got Weird - Car Bumper Magnet - Love your Tesla, but not the man behind it? You’re not alone.

Make your Tesla stand out for more than just being electric. This funny political bumper magnet reads: “Purchased Before Things Got Weird” — Designed for Tesla owners who value free speech, edgy humor, and a strong stance against extremism.

✔ Perfect for Tesla Owners – Show you love the car, not the CEO.

✔ Removable & Reusable – No sticky residue, no long-term commitment.

✔ Weatherproof & Durable – Made to withstand sun, rain, and road trips.

✔ Bold, Minimalist Design – A sleek black-and-white statement piece.

✔ A Subtle Yet Powerful Rebellion – Because driving a Tesla doesn’t mean you support the guy at the top.

If you bought the car, not the cult, this magnet lets you make that crystal clear. Stick it on your Tesla, your fridge, or anywhere you want to show where you stand.

💙 Unlike bumper stickers, this weatherproof, removable magnet won’t leave any sticky residue behind—just slap it on and take it off whenever you like!